Soda-Pop Fiasco

So...today when I was on break I decided that I wanted to have a soda of some kind or other. I went to the machine in the break room to pay the $.35 that a can of soda costs (I was particularly hoping to have a Dr. Pepper). When I got there, there were little signs semi-covering the regular decals that indicate what kind of soda each button dispenses. They had varying messages such as "Usually Mountain Dew." Another one said something along the lines of "Sometimes Sprite, Sometimes Lemonade." No where did I see a Dr. Pepper button, which made me a little sad, so I pressed the one with the tag "Usually Cherry Coke." I got a Dr. Pepper...I win!